Like he'd get away with showing up after he'd RSVP'd "no".

Thanks for the great year! Sundays have been terrible; so close to BCO, but still so far away...

This needs a new and improved headline, "Inconsiderate wedding couple intent on ruining military golfer's weekend thwarted by hero president!"

I say it was a plot by the best man and maid of honor as revenge for all the shit they've been put through for the last six months.

The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria.

Was your friend at a vegan restaurant when that happened?

If the server is repeatedly explaining to you that the thing does not have shellfish in it, or in fact any kind of meat or ingredient related to meat, and you're refusing to believe that server, my sympathy ceases.

Actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism

It's interesting, right? I mean, I never think about other people having sex because... Well, why would I? It's got nothing to do with me. I wonder if my lack of interest in how strangers have sex has resulted in my lack of homophobia or if being a supporter of gay rights has made me less interested in how…

I actually find the "throat" ones the most horrifying, because they can so quickly become fatal.

surprise love is a cat

I see this as more a comedy about how hard the investigation and trial are for him and how hard it is for him to adjust to prison life, because he is so charmingly neurotic. Maybe he hangs himself in an adorably incompetent manner! With a contrasting sub-plot where the daughter has a lovely life.

Big Wig Hollywood Producer: And it's set on a college campus, right? So we can appeal to young people? Maybe sneak in some of the music they're listening to for the soundtrack?

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

They should just replace the apple with foam topiary balls.

Then you will hate my new, updated, triple-twist hypothesis: the person who took the photo is also a man with a ponytail!!

I was onboard with the man with a ponytail hypothesis, but really surprisingly upset by the double ponytail idea. really upset. Maybe I need to check my man-ponytail bias?

Another twist: What if it's a guy with a ponytail?? Another another twists: WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH GUYS WITH PONYTAILS

Good idea. I hear that if you say Jian Ghomeshi into a mirror three times, his smug face will appear, lecture you on greenwashing and then ask you to come back to his place.

"Point/Laughing room only."