The hilarious thing about the lawsuit was that he is part of a union at CBC meaning that the courts have no jurisdiction. It has to go to an arbitrator. The only purpose of filing the lawsuit was that it freed him to be able to say whatever he wanted about the CBC and his victims without fear of being sued for…

Om nom nom. His failure is delicious.

I'm so sorry that you lost your first baby, I can't imagine the heartbreak.

I am furious that there are still people out there who "don't want to get involved." Who don't want to "pick a side." Who would rather "stay neutral." This isn't economic policy. It's not that hard. I can't help but feeling like if you're not with us, you're against us.

Horseplay? Pretty sure a horse would kick you in the face if you tried to shove something up it's ass.

Also, 300 sandwiches is the worst dowry ever. Her dad couldn't cough up a couple goats?

Good lord another Cullen.

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…

I'm pretty sure there is a law against the concealed carry of legs like that. Best keep them safely where we can all see them.

All that fabric looks PREPOSTEROUS. Are they going swing dancing?

Your dog initiated play with you by sneaking up behind you, biting your leg hard enough that you would need stitches, and shaking the shit out of it? I don't think you ever got the right exposure to how a dog should act.

Not all homeschool dads is certainly a highly specialized subgroup of Not All Men.

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

Oh man, I feel you. Mine would say that he was going to buy food, then come home $400 lighter with no groceries. Apparently he got mugged by all the muggers.

Well, duh...the obvious answer to the Sherrif's question was "..because Jerry was carrying me..."

I met a guy told me his hobby was ultra marathons, which are 100 mile plus races over 5 days. He was telling me about the races he'd done in the sahara and how he fell into an anaconda pit during a race in the amazon. I thought he was a pathological liar at first, so I googled him, cause if you do that shit, you must…

Fuckin' ramp season.

Call me a postmodernist if you must, but if my youth wasted on studying literary theory and such taught me anything, it was that authorial intent doesn't matter. Jada Pinkett Smith's interpretation carries no more weight than that of anybody else. If the consensus tilts towards "creepy", then the pictures are creepy.…

Oxycontin is a helluva drug.

Harper... hasn't done much?