Dear "Brother Dean": I've read my Bible, have you? The part where Jesus says "judge not, that ye may not be judged"? And "remove the plank from your own eye before worrying about the speck in someone else's"?
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kinbari
Yeah, problems occur when you stick something up your ass and there's no way to get it out. Luckily, dicks are usually attached to people.
Italian courts have repeatedly refused to extradite criminals to the U.S. due to our use of capital punishment, even when U.S. prosecutors promised not to seek capital punishment for those specific criminals.
Maybe this is going to turn into some sort of bizarre tradition in Italy? Two hundred years from now they'll be staging mock trials of Amanda Knox every two years, each iteration the verdict will switch.
That hacker would owe me a new BABY, because I would just leave the old, haunted one out in the woods somewhere.
I have one! One night, while working as a hostess, I was doing my job and about to sit a party. A group of men in their 30s was leaving the restaurant. I say goodbye to them and thank them for their patronage while starting to lead the other party inside. At this moment, I fell a hand under my dress grab my butt…
I remember going to a few weddings where I had incurred a lot of expense to get there, and didn't get a peep from the brides (note: in these cases, I was close friends with the bride). At one of the weddings, the bride went to far as to thank people who had come from out of town and named a bunch of people but didn't…
Fuck those bills. I saw a server run after a table after they left one. She told them not to presume she wasn't a Christian and to not use God as an excuse for cheapness.
Yeah, intoxicated people driving around late at night are pretty much Taco Bell's target demographic.
Oh for fucks sake. These two sound like morons.
No kidding...and in Those 7 years they made it as far as Baja((!!) an easy drive from San Diego. And they moved back and forth from land to a boat docked on a marina....but, sure, they are totally prepares to drag their kid thousands of miles across the open ocean....
I love this comment so much! If you look at their blog it is true. Dad didn't want kids because it would cramp the adventurous lifestyle. Mom insisted they could have both. They go where dad wants, no matter what. And mom is so enamored she writes about lyrically about his muscles calls him as "the man" and…
"A three hour tour, a three hour tour."
Nice. I hope she chokes on a piece of cake.
Define "experienced." They had sailed from San Diego across Baja with many stops at port. Then they sailed across the sheltered sea of Cortez. Hell, I have driven the length of Baja. It is not that long and pretty much the entire economy is based off US tourist dollar so everyone speaks English. I spent 5 days on…
Ohh, they're a lovely couple. Go read the mom's blog, about how she baked a cake one night and the 3 year old smelled it baking, then when the little girl asked for a piece when she woke up the next morning Mommie Dearest *lied* to her about having eaten it all - when she was actually saving it for herself and Daddy…
This feels like an appropriate moment to revisit One-star book reviews:
Wait for book deals.
By this logic, Princess Diana would have just been famous for "Fucking that Dude". Toes shouldn't give her credit for any philanthropy, good works, etc. because we need to focus on what is in/around her vagina. Obviously. I WILL NOT GIVE HER CREDIT UNTIL HER VAG BUILDS A HOMELESS SHELTER!
Can you handle all the dong? Much of it foreign and cheesy? And the thong budget could CRIPPLE you.