Exactly. So umm igloos. Polar bears. Canadian bacon, eh? It's so cold up here...have a beer. Careful now, it's Canadian.

I used to love standing in the front cab of the Tokyo trains and watch the conductors. They all have a method to timing it — it's almost like a dance if you will. They will point to the equipment, check their watch, then point ahead of them (quite literally; straight ahead, as if they're saying "Ahoy!") and continue…

Cat-bus would like to have a word with this commercial...

I have never had a blog so I don't understand what it would be like to put effort into that and then feel as if a negative influence was making unstoppable advances into your intellectual space. However I do understand that in general, this website is supposed to foster a community of like minded people who are…

I like you. FOLLOWED, dammit.

Yes, it's the internet. But it seems to me that if this lady doesn't want her stuff on this site, then Jezebel should honor that request. It's pretty straight-forward.

I literally just followed you from this article.

"They very well could have contracted it from people too young to get fully vaccinated."

Yes. Thank you. That's why I had to make an emergency and entirely stupid decision to vax my kid at 8 months (not 12) — we were in the ER for an entirely different (and, as it happened, benign) reason when some @#%!^^$# idiots brought in their measles-ridden, unvaccinated 8-year-old. Unannounced. The bastards. They…

Except we are talking about localized hotspots where vaccination rates dropped below the herd immunity threshold.

"Don't make me stab. Get the jab!"

whenever my mom sends a mass email with a link to some Obama is a Socialist trope, I reply-all with a link to Whispering Pines Retirement Home, and point out their new low rates.

And if you are doing what I'm doing, brah, let me give you some tips to improve what you're doing because NOBODY does it better than me.

Nice bit of less-than-subtle racism on "Oh, yes we can."

Not even Shia LeBoeuf.

LOL @ all the people misinterpreting your post.

On the one hand, he looks exactly like I did last time I had pinkeye.

that is... cereal.

Comments and article reminded me of this awesome gem. Thought I'd reshare