It’s the contract situation and the teams control. Just like me. It’s horse manure. We deserved to be there before now but we aren’t because of some cba stuff. All we want to do, brother, is crush. Put us at the plate. We will deliver devastation and lay waste to all of the vile pitchers standing upon their dirt…

If it’s a domestic flight and the person behind you is tall enough you’re going to ram your seat into their knees, this sounds like less of a principled stand and more like you’re just an asshole. 

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

He’s not very a-peeling.

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Citation: This is all taking place in Russia.

Ashes to ashes, flush to flush.

I... did I just enjoy that trailer? What’s happening!?!

Or he only had the 1st edition, which is vastly inferior.

“Not elite”.

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

While none of those laid off are being given severance, contract workers who weren’t full time won’t even be able to collect unemployment.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

In the Rays' defense, two Wongs don't make a right.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

I bet he watched the commercials