Shh don’t say that it goes against the narrative. 

Police are an unimpeachable group in Spider-Man. They show no real flaws and make no mistakes.

Spider-Man’s portrayal of policing feels divorced from reality

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

My proposal: one set, but with one of these giant novelty balls:

It’s a fallacy to believe the vandals didn’t throw the town a publicity bone by dicking up the bike thingy, hopefully the members of the group that pieced it together won’t be dicks about it, if the nobs responsible are caught they shouldn’t get the shaft, they should be pardoned with a full release.

According to Devon police, attempts to find the culprit ended in vein.

Your comment is the reason you should cease to exist. 

Meanwhile, in the USA:

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

I was going to comment about how this is different because they’re using the false claims to justify taking OUR TAX MONEY to build stadiums, but them I remembered that time where I helped pay for Jerry World because he just neeeeded a new stadium for his Cowboys.

I think it’s kind of fair to say it’s worse when a public university does it than when a giant, privately owned business does it. 

As someone who grew up in the East Lansing area, there are just so many excellent reasons to burn MSU down, it’s really hard to pick just one.

Yes, exactly. Because LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE bad involving MSU athletics personnel has happened in the last decade let alone been extensively covered on this very website. 

“Omg, I’m fucked. Two ppl killed,” “Bro. I swear,” “I’m going to jail.”

Well, he did chew out a fag in 2016.

Until Cam knocks up or assaults half of the greater Charlotte metro, he is neither Dwight nor Jameis. He might be a dipshit, but he’s not on those dudes’ level (yet, that I know of). 

I knew him well (hung).

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

If your brother doesn’t tell that story at least once a day, he’s leaving money on the table.