Vatican Staff Meeting:
“Sir, it appears we are short on funds again. The 108th gold statue of St. Peter went over budget and the sex abuse settlements in South America, North America, Asia.. well, all of them except the penguin one have drained our coffers.”

“I see. Well, there’s a couple of old pallets out back. Chop…

Me, an American, wanting to make a joke about titular heads of government stealing artifacts from around the world, but realizing that I am an American...

Russia. He could hang with his best buddy Steven Seagal.

Tertiary syphilis.

“We cannot just blanketly say what a passenger should or should not do in a situation like that.”

So if you’re going to go to Thomas’ house to protest, remember he lives in Crow’s back pocket.

All that grunting you hear is from Thomas’ defenders moving the goal posts again. Not that they even need to, since Thomas and Ginny the seditious MAGA psycho are untouchable in our current system. 

Oh man, anyone who wasn’t convinced before that Clarence Thomas is unethical should, at least, be inching closer by now. This shit just keeps getting deeper. We need to keep digging, if this isn’t the silver bullet, it’s in there somewhere. Clarence Thomas has always been a piece of shit and it’s becoming clearer by…

Oh absolutely.  I’m not even talking about him testifying - him just being at the table, or even in the courtroom, or hell even in the courthouse at all, will make things worse.  He would find a way.

If he testified, he would perjure himself immediately. The man cannot say a single truthful sentence about anything without lying.

While I agree that he’s not much of a flight risk within the US (he’s far too recognizable), to allow him to travel internationally is questionable.  He could flee to a non-extradition treaty country.  It would ensure that he wouldn’t win the Presidency again, but it would also protect him from whatever justice the…

Boy, must be nice to have a billionaire pay for your kid’s tuition while you snidely deny millions of others from receiving any sort of student loan forgiveness. 

At the hands of and Orangeman, no less!

I’ll bet Tacopina knows very well that the worst possible thing for this trial, and him, is if his client shows up.

None of this matters so long as Republicans hold any sort of lever of power. You can have an HD video of Clarence Thomas fucking a donkey and they’ll still close ranks and protect him, because that’s what they do. And every time Democrats are in charge they do fuck all to fix these things except in-fight, eat their…

Imagine skipping your own civil rape trial to go golfing...

Mark Paoletta genuinely tried to argue the kid wasn't technically a dependent so it didn't count. Cool! So we can check their tax returns to make sure?

“Harlan Crow has long been passionate about the importance of quality education and giving back to those less fortunate, especially at-risk youth.”

Can’t wait for Alito’s latest declaration of ‘How dare you keep saying we are bought and paid for judges?’ to a crowd of GOP suckups who won’t utter a word of derision.....again.

Remember when people where saying Woody Allen hasn’t been accused of child molestation still Dylan accused him the in the early 90's? Well maybe now we know why.