What is the point of doing all these Biopics,  why can’t these people let this woman ( Whitney Houston) rest in peace. 

He is so Precious 

Who else is here bc they though this article was about Project Pat? 😎

lol, I can remember in the Lillian Vernon catalog, they would sell “massagers”.

And for everything else, there’s the “banana cleaner” from Amazon (note: apparently, only “males” are capable of “cleaning” bananas, lol)...

Isn’t it funny how they’re all for “unfettered capitalism” until capitalism starts selling something they don’t like?

If they’d just put them in a bowl near the door, we wouldn’t have to steal them.

I’d call Marjorie Trailer Queen a butt plug, but butt plugs are an enriching part of the lives of millions of happy people. They deserve better than that. 

Or maybe the more educated we become about using sex toys people will learn how not to get in trouble using one.

They also have back massagers and a decent selection of body pillows so good luck keeping me from getting off. 🤷

I’d like to buy her a butt plug, otherwise known as a ball gag.

And gee, here I thought them Republicans were all about freedumz.

Seconded. Not that they won’t come back on a new account or use one of their current alternate ones, but at least make it an inconvenience for them to post here.

I mean, for as long as I can remember you’ve been able to buy “massagers” at drug stores, and probably places like Target. I think I have a memory of noticing something that I suspected was a butt plug at a drug store (it might have had a name like “Buzzy Butt” which would have been a big clue!), so maybe!

I had to go to the Rite Aid for Plan B a few months back. Just one of those things that happened. When I got home, Mrs. F. asked if I was embarrassed to buy it at the store we go to all the time.

Hi Laura.

How dare we!

They also sell them at Walmart, but they are locked up. Not for any moral pearl-clutching reasons, just because people steal that shit like Pokemon cards.

Jeez. I couldn’t imagine being as unhappy of a human being than that MTG. It’s breathtaking, actually.

Stop giving this dumb bitch a platform.