This is kind of like watching Syphilus fight Gonorhea, but I do feel a bit for Donnie Jr. He’s only ever worked for his dad, and we know what his dad is like. There’s definitely some abuse going on there. Hell, Donnie Jr. dressed like his own dad for Halloween once. That’s terminally pathetic IMO. Thinking about him…

We don’t know that he loves any of them. Sociopathy kind of rules that option out.

“Guns don’t kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people.”

Dream scenario: They throw both of em in the same cell where Daddy pimps Junior out to the nastier inmates for hair product and fake tan.

I saw a t-shirt design on Twitter with DTJ’s face and the slogan “My daddy wants to bang my sister”.

This guy is such a flaming piece of shit on so many levels. Fuck him and his entire rotten family.

Movie Pitch: A buddy comedy where Matt Gaetz and Don Jr navigate the tricky world of federal prison. Episode 1 is called “Matt and Don join the Aryan Brotherhood”

And I know what you’re thinking, its been done. But here’s the twist. It’s unscripted, Matt Gaetz and Don J play themselves and it’s actually set in Federal…

Eric is the least loved and they all know it. DTjr’s issue is that his father loves Ivanka more than all of them...and that’s only because he hasn’t dated her...yet. 

I could print t-shirt that mocks Trump allowing 700,000 Americans dying under daddy’s watch

Of course not - what did she ever do for them?

Disgusting human beings seem to be all the rage these days.

And of course no mention nor respect for the person who’s now dead.

He’s a heartbeat from selling stolen tube socks and giving $5 blowjobs for coke.

NICE. Cold and burning at the same time.

dear God, I haven’t asked for much that I thought was unreasonable regarding anyone named T***p, only that they would suffer the same consequences that anyone else might suffer for their illegal and unethical bullshit, and here I wait, still dissatisfied, so if you’re only prepared to grant me one thing, grant me…

Daddy still doesn’t love you, sweetie.

Cocaine, coupled with being the least loved of four pathetic children, is a hell of a drug.

I can’t wait till Kimberly Guilfoyle dumps Junior for someone who has better cocaine or is just taller and the fallout that will inevitably ensue 

“Sad Florida Man, desperate for attention of any kind, does stupid thing”.  So dumb.  And so predictable.

That shit head father of his killed more Americans. And he did not even use a gun. He just used his stupidity.