It’s pretty telling that the cops forgot their favourite phrases (“STOP RESISTING!” and “I FEAR FOR MY LIFE!”) while getting beaten, stomped and impaled. Wonder what the difference was between these insurrectionist idiots and, say, 12 year old kids with toy guns...(I don’t actually wonder).

And through multiple crevices and creases.

Trump is calling the latest impeachment another witch hunt.

How does this surprise anyone--and by any one I mean white people.  He outright refused to take responsibility for the covid response very early on, and we’re at like what 380k deaths?  Remember when he said we’d “only” lose 70K tops?

I’ll believe that shit when the turtle votes to remove and bar him from holding office again. 

One great thing about living in the Midwest is Trump will be out of office at 11AM on January 20th. You East Coasters have to wait till noon.

Is it bad that I really want to give a Tyrion slap?

McCarthy voted to overturn the election.  He can fuck right the fuck off out of here.

“Just smack them upside the head and move on.”

And get this: “The White House is continuing to push relevant federal agencies to obligate funds available for the wall regardless of whether land has been obtained for construction, CNN has learned — a move seemingly intended to tie up funds prior to President-elect Joe Biden taking office.”

I fold, all I had was two Mooches and a McEnany. 

He shoulda just slid around the edge of the wall...and disappeared into Mexico, never to be heard from again...greatest...magic trick...ever.

Given the current political climate and anti-police sentiment

“Retired?” So he has to stop being a cop, but he gets to keep his pension, retirement benefits, and disgusting social media presence? How is that a punishment?

not only “now”, but also “in a private conversation that won’t be reported by any right-wing news media keeping his creds with the MAGA Qidiots intact so he can run again in the future”.

So NOW McCarthy decides to grow a set and say no to the president?!?! Now? After you were almost strung up by a bunch of backwater sheep-screwing rejects (and retired military and police officers; same thing in this case), now you decide to speak up against the lies? You were complicit at best and lighter fuel at…

I think they meant 29 years with the NYPD... not 29 years old.

All of this racist fuckshit is: unsurprising/ridiculous/depressing/whatever adjective you want to insert, but the saving grace in all of this are the constant reminders that racists are stupid as fuck. They’re so entitled and so invested in their hatred as a fundamental part of their fragile identities, that they take…

“the words ‘animals,’ ‘chicken wing eating,’ and ‘inbreeding’ were also used in comments attributed to Kobel.”