If food stays on the floor for more than five seconds, it means your dog’s getting old.

I avoid using the iron. Not just during thunderstorms. You can never be too careful.

How about we go the extra mile and start saying “presentation deck”. This way we can “offend” both the age groups at once.

Now there’s something not to say at work or you’ll sound old af hahaha

That’s unfair, they may work in an office, but they don’t live in the real world. In the last year, i have been asked by my bank to fax documents to them, not email them, and Photocopy my drivers license. As others have said, slide decks were old when computers first entered the business world. Why do I need Venmo? I…

I recently opened a checking account and it did not come with checks.

This article is a shitty take on the simple fact that people come in different ages and have different experiences. You’re too young/old for someone? Well then they can just bite your smooth/wrinkly butt.

Now who sounds old - you can’t deposit a check on your phone? OOOOLLLDDD! :-D

donuts or animal hands?

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

So I do use two spaces after a period, but really who cares? I would hate to be the type of person that actually notices and gives a shit about this sorta stuff, one way or another.

Bozee-bozee-bop!

I don’t know if people actually say “throwing in the shoes”

I guess he’s finally come to that day when youth has passed away. Oh well, life goes on without him. 

The Prince halftime show genuinely slaps

Let me meet you halfway and suggest Weird Al Yankovic.

I will, thanks.

A fact which has no bearing on the MCU.

Yup. They never said that they don’t work outside the TVA, only that they don’t work in the TVA.  Once again Barsanti is totally off in his recollection / grasping what he’s seeing on screen.

I thought the “they don’t work” thing regarding stones in Loki was specifically that they don’t work in TVA headquarters.