There’s an Acme Brick company in my town

I think it really depends on how bad your eyes are. My eyes were so bad I could only see blurs without my glasses. I couldn’t see in the shower—I was just guessing that I was hitting all the spots when shaving my legs. If I woke up at night and my digital clock wasn’t the right color, I couldn’t see the time (and,…

As a het woman from Tulsa I can say he is most definitely *not* the hottest guy in Tulsa. Even in his age range.

A mistake is saying something slightly offensive and maybe a little sexist. Domestic violence is not a mistake. It’s also extremely unlikely he only her hit Rihanna and never hit anyone ever again. If you believe it was just one “mistake” then you know nothing about domestic violence.

I think this is evidenced best by the episode of Cheers where Cliff Claven (the bar know-it-all) goes on Jeopardy! and wins it all (and then loses it in Final Jeopardy.) 

I’ve been reading it. I’m about halfway through. And I would say that a lot of these articles are working hard to make it out like he’s a dick. Truth is, most of it is written in a funny/sarcastic manner (and a lot of that is self-deprecating) so it’s not really that he’s a dick so much as he makes jokes that are…

I suspect you weren’t around for the time when the tabloids hounded her. Every magazine that reported on celebrities constantly ran something about her being pregnant way more than any other woman. There was never a time for several years there where you would not see a cover story saying Jennifer Aniston was…

I’ve been reading the book and pretty much all of it is told in a comical and/or sarcastic way (much of it self-deprecating) except for some serious bits about his addiction experiences. Even those have some jokes.

I’m not sure if this is a joke about his drug addiction or a reference to a part of his book where his assistant actually took a veeeery long time to pick up a prescription he desperately needed.

Andy has been estranged from the rest since the last time he left the group. No one ever said exactly what the issue was, but I don’t think he talked to them much for a while. Maybe after sitting with the cancer and realizing he wasn’t going to make the induction, he finally realized he can’t keep holding a grudge. It…

I haven’t watched it since the first couple episodes, but she seemed so wooden in People Puzzler. It was weird, because she’s a very animated person. She almost seemed nervous. 

I went to Saudi Arabia in the military in 1999 and ended up bringing about half a pack of Beedis back home with me. They are rather harsh (I smoked Marlboro reds shorts at the time) but I still ended up smoking them all. The Omani military guys had them when I was there, too, although I didn’t smoke any then. (They…

As someone who remembers well the Girl Scout Murders (I lived in OKC at the time, which is probably the only reason I was not there,) when I read the part about sending your son outside the tent alone to pee, I kinda tensed up a little.

Smaller than .702 grams? Are you sure?

Considering it was a trace amount, it’s likely she didn’t bring drugs into Russia. More than likely, she had some in her luggage previously and Russian drug dogs hit on it (which drug dogs have been proven to do even when they don’t smell anything because they want to please their handlers) and so they arrested her.…

She was very good in The Good Wife

This reminded me of The Holy Grail. “Look at the bones!”

There used to be this whole narrative of running toward danger while everyone else was running away. Now they don’t even pretend. They just say, “Fuck it, I’m going home no matter what.”

The tactical gear is unusual, but is absolutely not enough to justify shooting at her. The victim running to the cops? Not at all unusual. Not even a tiny bit unusual. Actually, pretty freaking usual. 

One thing I learned in the military was to always identify your targets. Tactical gear means nada, especially considering he was her daughter (yes, he might be a harmful person for her, but he probably also doesn’t want her to get killed.) Assess the situation. You know you are pursuing the vehicle that probably has…