I can definitely believe it when you have a dying person who has been stabbed saying it to someone who has just been confronted with a dying person who has been stabbed. One isn’t going to be speaking clearly and the other isn’t going to be hearing well due to an adrenaline rush.

It only spoils that if you read the review. And if you read the review before you watched the episode, then you really don’t get to complain about spoilers.

This is a ridiculous argument because there are very few people with the deformities that Joseph Merrick had and it’s extremely unlikely any of them are actors. On the other hand, there is no shortage of actors who are larger than your average famous actress, so choosing one of them to play the role is a lot easier.

Whenever the real-life person being portrayed is thin, they usually try very hard to find someone who resembles them. Whenever the real-life person being portrayed is fat, they just hire someone with a name, whether that person looks like the character or not, and put a fat suit on them. This insures that most fat…

You are implying that fat actresses can’t actually act. You practically outright say that when you say that what is important and then go on to make excuses for why hiring a thin actress and putting her in a fat suit is the way to go.

She was not cast because she was the best actress for the job. She was cast because she is one of the main go-tos for Ryan Murphy. He puts her in everything he does and he usually puts her in a major role.

“She went through absolute hell, but some good stuff came from it, so she should be thankful.” Fuck that. I’m sure she would be happy to be living paycheck to paycheck in obscurity if she could have skipped all the abuse.

Bullis. I actually enjoyed it (except the night I couldn’t find my glasses—because they made those BCGs to blend in and they blended in to my sleeping bag and got rolled up in it. Couldn’t see shit.)

I went through tech school the summer of 97 and they were just starting to merge. I went through LE tech school and ended up having to eventually learn Security (mostly flightline) on the job. I was in the guard, so I was expecting to go back and always wear blues on drill weekend and never go out in the field (even…

I’ve worked at two places that considered any life partner, whether married or not, eligible for health insurance (they have to live with you, of course.) I think that should be the way everywhere.

It’s interesting, too, how they say they think that young people should be more picky about who they marry as if no fault divorce has made people marry just any old person, when, in fact, marriages are happening later in life now and back then, a woman would marry the first guy who asked her because she needed a…

I worked with Army MPs post-9/11 in Honduras and they carried loaded pistols, but they had to keep them on safe and couldn’t have a round in the chamber. As AF Security Forces, we kept ours on fire with a round in the chamber. Those guys freaked out over that.

My guess is you were, like me, already a teenager when these movies came out (and I was a late teenager) so Monster Squad wasn’t on our radar because it wasn’t aimed at us. 

This is like those, “don’t buy anything for 24 hours” things. Everyone just makes up for it the days before or after. Same with this. Social media won’t have less content, the content will just get switched to another day. 

But, maybe we are and we’re part of the program rather than someone enjoying the program. The characters in the program can’t end the program. Only the real people enjoying the program can end it.

Sure. It’s 103 degrees with a heat index of 115, but I’ll go out and get heat stroke and probably a sunburn (I’m really pale and burn easily) instead of taking the pill my doctor prescribed me because my vitamin D was low.

Steve Martin and Martin Short are always amazing together and I would watch them read the phone book together. You know they would make it entertaining. Steve Martin is my favorite comedian (The Jerk is my all-time favorite movie.) The only thing I was leery about was Selena Gomez (mainly because I really knew nothing…

OMG, yes, on the cops in real cases. And they often decided someone’s a suspect based on the most flimsy shit like how they reacted to being told the person died. And then they decide they’ll tailor the evidence to fit their suspect and throw out anything that even hints at someone else. It’s so frustrating. 

Except she didn’t. The one she had was a bb gun and it was hers.

I really dislike Amy Schumer. There’s just something about her that I can’t stand. And I don’t find her funny.