I kind of love this.

How about a moratorium on grommets and sparkly nonsense while we're at it? Please stop ruining perfectly good shirts with this shit, plus size clothing manufacturers. Glitter and the word PARIS will not magically make me thinner.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

As a Jew, I'd like to apologize for not dying in sufficient enough quantity to warrant defending ourselves.

He is a great coach and you are a stupid troll.

This show is way over its expiration date.

His fiancee is 30 years younger than him and she writes like a 15 year old: "I was taken over by tears of joy n ecstasy! We picked the ring 2gether"...any respect I had for Jeff G. just plummeted.

Because "I'm not punishing you because you're cute" will socially condition her to try to get away with more and more egregious acts. Little kid was adorable, yes, but she took a piece of food she wasn't supposed to take and then lied about it.

"Suzie Homemaker"

Sooooo clever. Now maybe she can follow her daughter through life and protest her not getting a job due to how she presents herself or for being inappropriate, because, what the mother thinks is appropriate is what employers should accept.

Kudos to mom for teaching her daughter that bucking dress codes and dressing like a whore is okay. I salute you, Amy.

I'm looking at you, people who think your dog is friendly and well-behaved enough to be off of a leash. You're all assholes.

I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.