Surely youve seen Anderson Cooper's impression of her mouth? I think it might've been on Jezebel the other day even.

I've paid that much. Well made, actually hits g-spot, and rechargeable. Trust me, it's probably the last one you'll need to buy.

Since he's British, shouldn't the headline say C.V. instead of résumé ? Well, OK, you forgot the accents so it says res-oom, but whatevs ;)

This. I totally also play Solitaire on my iPhone. I read somewhere screentime before bed is bad, but I turn the brightness all the way down. I used to do the NYT Crossword to fall asleep but too many mornings of realizing i fell asleep on the pen and having to scrub ink off my face and sheets became a hassle.

Xanax to sleep is not a great idea... at least personally, I seem to easily get addicted to benzos. I ended up getting a cannabis prescription, but I understand that's not an option for everyone. It's also not an everyday thing though, the doc said to take a 'pot vacation' once a week. Said prescription just screwed…

Yes, geofence makes my day.

Yup, anaphalaxys causes a feeling of dread. It's a scary thing, especially when you don't know what's triggering it. Anaphalaxys doesn't always cause a swollen airway, but when my first one started, I knew *something* was very very wrong, but not what. Try making an emergency phone call with only that info.

A high school! Why didn't I think of that. I'm actually a Systems Engineer, so yeah, STEM, but I totally had to Google the acronym. I've kind of mentored a few guy friends of mine, taught them Linux and network tips, helped them get set up to tinker, etc.

I dunno. As someone in the BDSM community, I've never heard of 'sparing the family' like that. It can cause life insurance issues etc. A friends' old roommate was in the news for a suspicious death and it came out pretty quickly that it was autoerotic asphyxiation.

I'm going to make this simple for the media. Kids are adorable, who the hell cares what color their skin is? A cute kid will get attention.

This thing was all over the local news, and I was baffled the entire time. How does bound feet and hands NOT scream shady and suspicious?

I'm not a perfume person either, but I adore Kenzo's Amour. I also have the special edition they did for Holi :)

I think the writers are confused. Apparently all the hipsters live in San Francisco ;)

+1. I feel so bad for this girl, it seems like everyone around her is taking advantage. She must be drugged and or have been abused and doesn't know any better than to seek the attention. I feel bad every time she's in the media. Also, her husband gives me major creeps every time i see him in the media.

Nope, I'm from Pittsburgh, PA. It's a melting pot of many... white cultures. German, Polish, Irish, etc.

Wow, that part of the war was clearly left out of the history books. I thought Geishas were artists. *sigh* I fail at racial sensitivity again.

What is this mentor you speak of? Picky and lazy my ass. I work in a male dominated field and no one's really ever wanted to deal with it. Everywhere I've gotten has been by clawing my way through and up. Come to think of it, there's never even been another female in my reporting chain. All four years of college, I…

This confused me as well. But I have a history of being racial slur ignorant... seriously, who knew monkey was a slam for African-Americans? I thought the kid was cute climbing a jungle gym. Still don't get it, but whatevs, not the point of this thread.

Was SNL new? My TiVo decided it was no longer in the program guide

The only worry there is that if your base coat also chips or peels up like mine does, you might get paint directly on your nail. This can stain and be a real bitch to get off.