“Bewigged creamsicle!” Oh, very good!

Like a glutton for punishment, I watched a couple minutes of that rally live on youtube. Two minutes was about as much as I could stand, featuring many of his ‘greatest hits’ (33,000 deleted emails!!), and the crowd actually chanting “lock her up!”. Which I’d read happened at his rallies, but was so jarring to see…

That would be amazing.

Ok, so this rally today was at the Portsmouth Toyota dealership—a dealership I had until yesterday relied on for services. Not anymore. I wrote them a scathing email and canceled my latest appointment. What’s funny is that Seacoast NH is mostly liberal, so they will definitely take a hit in local business for this.

Am I evil for wanting to slap her and Pierson and whoever silly?

I was going to say that clearly his IRL Dr. Spaceman failed to mention to him that it takes about a month for those drugs to leave your system so you can pass a drug test.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

my vote would be for Trump to take a citizenship test. I would SHOCKED if he could pass it.

Maybe during Wednesday’s debate, halfway through, she can offer Trump to take a break so he can go “powder his nose.”

Fair enough. As long as Trump is willing to take an IQ test.

sorry, president evil, her drug tests are currently being audited.

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

Tiffany hiding in the back makes this perfect.

You know Trump forgot to put Tiffany in the will. When he dies Ivanka gets everything.

Two things:

“Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!”

Hard to claim that someone who has paid 40+ million in federal and state taxes in the last 8 years is a tax dodger. How much has Trump paid?

At least she’s paid taxes on those hundreds of millions on a regular basis.

now we just need a really really terrible white player to endorse Trump and this officially mirrors every other celebrity endorsement

Trump voters will not respect the endorsement of a king. However, they may respond well if the Akron Beacon-Journal piece appears in comic sans.