Because he’s still a better option than fucking Blake Bortles. I mean, missing the playoffs and going 10-6 with Kaepernick, is a lot better than missing the playoffs and going 4-12 with Bortles. 

The Broncos should have signed him in 2017 when *checks notes* Trevor Siemian, Brock Osweiller, and Paxton Lynch were their shitty, shitty, starters.

Not sure what we’re doing yet, but I like the idea of doing Easterween, meaning we hide candy all over the fucking house and let our kid find it. I also support “yeet the treats” and will enjoy throwing candy at neighborhood children under the guise of generosity. 

Do you speak out in the same way for orthodox Jewish women who have to shave their heads, and keep their hair covered to everyone but their husbands? Or nuns who must wear a habit? Or Amish women who wear bonnets? No? Then your concern is anti-Islamic, not feminist.

For fraud. Not for the hoverboard stupidity.

I actually think it’s refreshing to see a 45 year old woman who has had multiple kids that doesn’t dress like a “Real Housewife of whatever shitty city you live in, but always dressed like they’re in Miami on spring break.” Seriously, she looks fine, and comfortable, and I like the patterns and colors, they complement…

If  you can’t turn to black Ann Coulter for help, then who CAN you trust?

They’re walking Dunning Kruger exhibits. This is what happens when politicians realized that an uneducated populace is an easy to control populace, and then spent decades convincing white people whose privilege should have allowed them access to the best education available, that higher learning is “snobby”(Fuck you…

“Pale faced modular home dwellers”

I still can’t believe that any stadium is allowing fans inside right now.  Well, I mean, I CAN believe it because *gestures around at everything* ‘Merica, but you know what I mean. 

No. No they are not. 

Who gives a shit? It’s a puff piece in a beauty mag about a celebrity influencer, it’s not exactly the realm where I care about ethics in journalism. If the interviewer was good enough that post filing, but before going to print, the subject of the interview offered her a job and she took it, then good for her. What…

And for the first time in my life I’m glad my eyebrows are blonde and need to be drawn in every morning, rather than plucked out. 

So black people even like playing video games?

I hate the whole concept of gender reveal parties, but a friend of mine had one when she had her first kid, and when they cut into the cake the frosting was this weird lavender color, and they couldn’t tell if it was supposed to be pink or blue. The cake itself also tasted just awful, like it had a ton of baking soda…

This is fair. Garbage food of questionable provenance should be cheap. That’s why we eat it, fast, cheap, and so full of salt and preservatives there’s no way it can taste bad. If the garbage food starts to cost almost the same amount as something that actually tastes good, then what’s the point of the garbage food…

And if I’ve learned anything through the last six months of protests in Seattle, it’s that a black, woman, police chief does nothing to stem police violence. We’ve had a black woman as police chief for several years now, a woman who the community rallied behind to get hired, and she’s spent the last several months…

It may be a start, but if I’ve learned anything in the last 6 months of protests in Seattle, it’s that having a black woman for a police chief guarantees nothing when it comes to police brutality. The SPD had been run by a black woman for years, a woman who the whole community rallied around to get hired, and then she…

Okay, but none of those women are old enough to be on The Golden Girls. Is this The Golden Girls, but none of them are retired, and they’re all still working on climbing corporate ladders?  

Totally agree, and not just better management, a whole new vision for what being a cop means. I want the definition of what an officer does, and who is qualified to do it, to be so drastically different than what it is now, that these C- dullards who just want to get paid to exert physical control over bodies, don’t…