If Candace Owens had a baby with Boyce Watkins and gave it up for adoption to Skip Bayless, Whitlock would eat that baby before it reached toddlerhood just to make sure it didn’t take his spot on the Caucasian cheerleading team.

Maybe we should just eliminate fruit from our diet altogether? 

Nah, white people do this too. The Nordstrom(s) one is so common, that if you go to Nordstroms.com, it redirects to Nordstrom.com so seamlessly you never have to know you were wrong.

That’s Taylor Swift with a mohawk. 

I could give the Seahawks a little bit of a pass, because they already have a good, starting quarterback and Kaepernick is better than a backup QB, but seriously, how the fuck did Brock Osweiller get a starting job in Denver while Kaepernick was unemployed??? It’s a serious commitment to racism when you choose bigotry…

Didn’t Pete pass on signing Kaepernick a few years ago?

I was once able to competently explain to a white woman why she couldn’t use the n-word, comparing it to how the word “bitch” is used between friends (Oh my god bitch, I have missed you so much), versus to the meaning it has when used by men. One is acceptable as long as both people using the word agree to it, the…

That’s not true, he loves the best taco bowls! He loves Hispanics!

“We’re gonna show them so hard...by dying. They’ll never know what hit ‘em.”

I would say they’re equally violent, but Karens outsource their violence to LEOs, while Kyle’s perpetrate the violence themselves.

A white supremacist is killed and nobody saw anything. Good. I hope it stays like Skidmore. 

Psssst. Quieeeeet. She can heaaaaaar you. Telling Joan how tired her takes are, is what got me banned to the grays. It’s too late for me, but you can still save yourself.

That 40% is self reported, which means it’s probably a lot higher with people who are abusive, but not willing to admit it. 

Seriously. Pray for your damn self. You’re the only one here making Jesus wish he’d climbed down from the cross. 

My dad and stepmother lived outside Atlanta when I was a kid, and we went to visit every summer for three weeks. They are also those white people (we don’t speak anymore) who despite not actually being from the south, loved to drag my brother and I around to look at civil war battlefields and plantations every summer…

The Mariners are our as well, as is Naomi Osaka. You know when it gets to Tennis, the poshest, most country club sport ever, shit is getting real.

It’s the difference between rich people using their privilege for good (NBA boycott) versus using their privilege for well, nothing (JayZ, Kanye). At this point, Dolly Parton has more BLM cred than JayZ does.

I’m pretty impressed with how much better the NBA handles players protests, and BLM support, than the NFL. I mean, can you imagine if instead of fucking Kaepernick’s shit up, the NFL had a competent commissioner who just said “We support his right to protest in whatever manner he feels comfortable and appropriate”?? I…

You’re not going to get any of that. What you’re going to get is “He was a quiet, and bright, boy who was never in any trouble. His family and community are shocked by these events, and ask for privacy in this difficult time.” 

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.