Wow. I had to read that twice to unravel the  “I’m my own grandpa” situation your step siblings have going on there.

The animal shelters here are all closed to the public, so no adoptions are happening, but their employees are still coming in to care for the animals. I imagine it will be the same for a lot of similar jobs that meet those same criteria.

I cannot. I think people just panic and stock up on basic supplies, like they would for snow. It’s ridiculous.

Unfortunately, I think the cashiers at every grocery store are getting the shit kicked out of them right now. Grocery stores are the only place people are still going. Gotta have that 18 month supply or rice and canned soup!

Seattle is unfortunately the outbreak center of the US. Someone infected a patient in a nursing home, and so far 19 people have died just in that facility. People are kind of freaking out here a little more than in the rest of the US/Canada.

I don’t know about everywhere else, but I live in Seattle and I can’t imagine that they’re not way down. Every big company here, Amazon, Microsoft, Expedia, Google, have all told their employees to work from home until the end of the month. All the schools are closed. There’s almost no traffic on the roads. It’s…

I almost died during shower sex. I’m pretty short, so my boyfriend at the time needed quite a bit of leverage to get low enough to, um, get in, which meant I had to stand pretty close to the back edge of the curved bottom of the tub to be tall enough for him. Well anyways, I’m not exactly steady standing on the side…

In Washington, all events over 250 people have been cancelled. Today I have seen Facebook posts or Tweets from every theater company, museum, sports team, and events company I follow that they are completely closed through the end of the month. Lots of restaurants have also closed, either temporarily or permanently…

I just saw that Local 360 in Seattle is closing. It makes me think that maybe things weren’t going great financially there anyways if only 2 weeks into the virus outbreak they’re calling it quits, but they released a statement that all their group reservations had cancelled, and with the expected drop in tourism over…

Pish, posh. All the pishes and the poshes. 

We don’t do shoes in the house, and I’ve got to say, the best part of the no shoes in the house rule is never having to search for your kid’s shoes under a bed or behind the sofa, because they’re always right by the front door.

This is a bad take and you should feel bad. 

It’s because everything about him screams “douchbag fuck boy” and it’s sooooooo unattractive.

Forget glitter, this is the type of event you should be hoarding hand sanitizer for. 

I’ll have to check it out. He other one that’s kind of okay and slightly academic sometimes is bubble guppies, but my kid’s not into it.

Super Wings is nothing but a 22 minute commercial for Amazon Prime. I’m frankly shocked that it’s on Netflix and not Amazon. Of course my son loves it. He’s literally watching it right now, with a Jet action figure in one hand, and a Donnie action figure in the other.

So you’ve seen the show then? Because “penguins can’t fly and flamingos can’t navigate” is 99% of the plot.

Hey man, at least it’s not Paw Patrol.

Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

“And in a surprising turn of events, Iceland, Greenland, and Peru are in a three way tie as medal leaders. It is unclear if this is due to competitors from all other countries simultaneously dropping dead.”