Bullshit. Neither one of them has eaten sugar in at least 2 decades, Tom doesn’t even eat strawberries. There’s no way they “devoured” a fucking cake, I don’t care if it was their wedding.

It’s not just rural kids though, I live in Seattle and the teenagers at the high school I work at all dress like I did in high school in the 90s. It’s all choker necklaces, and flannel, as far as the eye can see. 

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BUYING/STEALING SURGICAL MASKS. Surgical masks are to prevent the wearer from transmitting germs to other people, they do very little to prevent germs you’ve been exposed to from getting into your system. So like during surgery, doctors wear Surgical masks to avoid their patients getting a…

A politician using the position for financial gain??? Why I NEVER. This is shocking to me. I am shocked.

Have you been around actual teenagers lately? They all dress like that. It’s like 1994 all over again in American high schools right now. 

Team Nobody-And-I-Can’t-Wait-Until-This-Is-Over-And-Never-Have-To-Hear-About-These-Awful-People-Again.

From Kris Jenner’s plastic surgeon. They are starting to look identical.

Why do all the velociraptors run like Bob from Schitt’s Creek?

You’re doing the Lord’s work.

I hope to see a lot more of this.

He’s the best.

Side note: I’m not against natural landscaping if it’s done well, but you can drive a boat through the hole between planned, natural, landscaping with local plants, and letting your grass and weeds grow waist high.

My brother ran over a nest of baby bunnies once. He was in charge of mowing my mom’s lawn for her and had let it get really long, didn’t know they were there, and ran over a whole nest of them. Blood everywhere. Only one survived unscathed. He had to kill one with a shovel because it was horribly injured but still…

Oh man, she would have HATED my old neighbors. There used to be this couple across the street from us that believed in “natural landscaping”, which sounds good until you realize it just means not doing yardwork ever. There was an oaktree on their property line (these are pretty small yards) and they never pulled the…

In Seattle, on the first Tuesday in August, there is a campaign called Neighborhood Night Out, and it’s the one day a year you can close your street to traffic without paying for a special permit. I think it was started by the police department to encourage people to get to know their neighbors and exchange emergency…

From one trail runner to another, I know exactly how you feel. I actually switched to bone conduction headphones so that I can still hear what’s going on around me. These are the ones I use and I love them. They sit right in front of your ears, and you can still hear birds and stuff, or crazy people trying to sneak up…

Silver has.been the new blonde for at least the last five years, but I think more for women in their 20s.  I guess it’s finally caught up for women who actually have grey hair to let it be grey. My mom finally grey her dye job out and put some white highlights in her grey hair and it looks fantastic.

Poor little lamb. It takes a lot of practice to get the mascara allllllll the way down to your root base, without getting it all over your eyelids. Brunettes don’t have to deal with that shit.

If my facebook feed is any indication, people fucking LOVE angry Elizabeth Warren, and the ones who don’t were never, ever going to vote for her anyways.

I’m a red head, so my eyelashes and eyebrows are invisible, and under eye area is so pale it’s pretty much blue. If I go out without makeup and a hat covering my hair, people think I have cancer. I want to make an video like those feed the children commercials from the 90s.