Won’t someone think of the straight, cis, white men. They’ve had it so hard for never. 

Give me Manny Jacinto level cheekbones or get out.

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I hadn’t noticed, but pretty much.

I love an unexpected performance, but I’m also 100% here for all the “what the fuck is happening” faces from the audience. It’s like the camera person was TRYING to find the people with the most WTF.

Depends on how big it is, what color it is, type of skin it’s on. Black ink usually comes out pretty completely. There may be hope for that kid for when he reaches his late 20s and realizes he’s made a huge mistake.

My toddler still insists on being carried almost everywhere, despite documented evidence that he can in fact, actually walk. This is not Toddler Ariana Grande.

Did he end the date by saying “I’m the fucking lizard king”?

I’m sure they knew, but they were minors. It would be too easy for a defense attorney to argue they were under their parent’s control and didn’t have the option to say no.

I have a list on my phone of great insults I hear, and I’m totally adding this to it.

And Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. *Wink Wink*

I knew it was one of them by looking at the ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I had to get something out of my car and I didn’t want to walk ALL the way around to the corner to get it. Teach me for walking on my own parking strip. I need to buy some rain boots. 

Seattle? I stepped on a patch of grass this morning and sunk down to my ankle. On grass! I almost lost my shoe.

If you know anything about Kacey Musgraves, it probably smells like weed.

I say this in the nicest way possible: Who??

Elle Woods would never wear real fur.

I have no idea if he actually did, but I think legally he could have if he asked for it. 

I think when they got married Nick was much more successful and famous than her. She released her highest selling album and launched her clothing line and shoe brands while they were married, while his singing career died. I think she outmade him way more than she thought she would, and Nick would have been able to…