Well I certainly hope that the people at google maps care.

Not that bridge, they don’t.

Well, it’s certainly the content we deserve.

Most of them are only good in certain states, so you have to shop around to make sure you’re covered where you’re hiking. I know there’s a PNW one that covers Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana. I’ve seen ones that cover California and Oregon. I haven’t looked into anywhere else but I’m sure they exist. Most of…

Sounds like a great trip. Airlift insurance is only like $85 a year. Have fun.

Get search and rescue insurance. It’s cheap and totally worth it in the rare event you actually need it. I don’t know where you’re going, but I know like in Washington there’s one that covers S&R, helicopter extraction, and ambulance rides (anytime, not just while hiking). I’m sure there’s a copay, but it’s probably…

“Dude, you’re just slowly crushing your balls on a narrow sliver of plastic, pipe down.”

Sanjaya is such a great joke, and totally lost on anyone under the age of 20. 

I actually loved Someone Great, not for the romcom aspect, but for the awesome friendship development between the three leads.  I want to be their fourth friend so bad. Also, that dance scene in the kitchen was great.

I really, really, really wanted to like this movie. I love the people in it, and I think the story line is great, but the pacing and editing in this movie are truly awful. There’s no character or relationship development because they’re constantly jumping to the next moment too quickly. I don’t see how these two…

Leave Britney Lindsay alone!

It’s a great mother (or grandmother) of the bride look for women in their 60s and 70s.

Ryan is a girl’s name too, you just have to have one more kid, and fill out the birth certificate while your husband is in the bathroom. There’s hope for Ryan Ryan yet.

Oh man, I can’t decide if Sassoon Sassoon, or Sitwell Sitwell’s parents hated them more.

I would frickin love new K-Ci and JoJo music (or new Jodeci music). Get the brothers back together!

Every time I see him I think “Really? Him? This is the best Ivanka could do? She didn’t need to marry for money? Why did she marry this sack of flour.”

Of course she had to change her name back to Stacey. If she didn’t, and she legally changes her last name back to Ferguson, then she would be Fergie Ferguson, and that’s dumber than Mathew Matt (guy I know from high school) and Farrokh Farrokhi (my mom’s Neurosurgeon). I’m sure she’ll still go by Fergie professionally.

At first I was shocked that someone from Jezebel was saying nice things about Jojo Siwa, but then I realized you were talking about the OTHER white, blonde, singing, lady named Jojo. Carry on.

I fucking love it, and I hope it’s a full album. Best fuck men song since “None of your Business”.