Many years go I went to the movie theater at Ridge Park Square and am sure I sat in wet semen on the seat. Nothing could convince me otherwise.

I lived there for 30 years and couldn’t think of a single one. Google Maps says there is one in Lyndhurst and one at Ridge Park Square. I had no idea.

I know someone whose son has autism and she’s attempting to cure him by putting him on a progressively more restrictive diet. She says that when she feeds him this super specific diet his behavior gets better. At this point there have been no noticeable adverse affects on the child, he appears to be eating enough (in…

I live about two blocks from the Epicenter. It was pretty quiet near my apartment but at about 2am a group made their way down my street. I was woken up by a lot of screaming, things being thrown and police sirens. They were gone pretty quick because the police were chasing them but it was a bit intense for a few…

Skookum, indeed.

If nothing else Rich, your corpse will be beautiful.

I don’t know for sure but there has been some talk about Anderson Verejao getting a ring no matter what because he played enough games for Cleveland before being traded to Golden State. I assume it would be a similar situation.

He is part of the ownership group.

Oh shit. I recognize where that first one happened.

General Mayhem is the ‘68 Charger with the Hellcat motor. General Maintenance is the Hellcat painted to look like Mayhem.

Best: “Honk If You <3 Dick”

Rick Pewe cooked a pizza on his Jeep during one of the Ultimate Adventures.

You deserve no respect.

Dafuq plays for Phoenix.