That last one is *chef’s kiss*.

-I’m Afraid Of Armenians

Wiggy plaaaaayed SITTAAAARRRRRRR!

The original is definitely the better story, but it’s kind of a funny dichotomy.  The first one is great because of how lean and mean it is, such a dark movie; and Judgment Day is great precisely because of what a spectacle it is.  What a great 1/2 punch.  

Exactly! Us Conservatives aren’t hate mongers! We simply support hate mongers!

Anyone over the age of 17 who takes pictures with their tongue and middle fingers out is an automatic asshole

THANK YOU MARIO!

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

[FARTS]

That is so Kafkaesque.

Alex literally said: “They’re long dead, so frankly, it doesn’t make much of a difference any more, except in a socio-historical way, if you were trying to trace the cultural lineage of cruelty or oppression or what have you. You don’t have to feel bad about liking good art made by those bad guys; they’re dead!”

No more Lovecraft stuff for a while, please. Beyond being a vile racist, his themes are have been incredibly overplayed in the last 15 years. Lovecraftian is the most overused pop culture descriptor since Tarintono-esque.

Was waiting for this.

Nice try, ghost.

I thought the tone was a little off, but they definitely went overboard right around “Ted Bundy is about to find out... That being a serial rapist, murderer, and necrophile is harder than he thought!”

What do you mean “fucks with”? It’s just crappy ol’ Seger.

Still the best live-action iteration of Superman.

Yeah, all this crap she spews like *checks notes* wanting to reopen the government so people can get paid, laws are enforced, criminals are investigated, food and drugs are inspected, national parks can reopen, etc.

Sure you didn’t want to include shrill in your screed there? 

Lots, because someone keeps blowing the bloody doors off.