Incompetent? Please! Anachronistic as hell in its staging, aesthetic, and low-budget craft? Yes. Often dumb as a bag of space rocks? Sure. Cheesy? Absolutely. It’s very on-brand in that way. But if it were released in ‘82 it would be remembered much more fondly. Carpenter has directed at least four inferior films.…

Except it’s also underrated. It knows exactly how ridiculous it is. Village of the Damned and Vampires, on the other hand...

Because it’s a flawed but deeply underrated bit of pulp fun? I agree.

Somehow I had no idea that audiobook existed! It just became my first Audible purchase. Thank you!

Matt Berry’s weird cadences eclipse even those of Christopher Walken. “She says she’s having visions – blood, guts a real horror show.”

It’s easily the best of the bunch. It’s got a sincere but interesting hero, visual effects that serve the story, stylish direction, phenomenal production design, and a killer cast. Also, a refreshing scarcity of snarky quips.

Never encourage Lithgow to go broader.

Jeremy Lin was once tapped to direct in 2016 before eventually dropping out to play with Aquaman.

Do Screen Junkies think Tim Burton directed The Thing?

He and his girlfriend had a stillborn child. The grief broke up their relationship, then she was killed in a car crash.

Came here to say exactly this. It should NOT be shocking that he is an all-around nice person, it’s who we are.

There are some who call it... Tim?

Seriously, McLevy. [williamhurt]How do you fuck that up?[/williamhurt]

Mötley Crüe are the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen of rock.

Okay, it looks exactly as enjoyable as RoboCop 3 and Bicentennial Man.

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This looks fucking unbearable.

The section on Alien reads like a book report by a student who fast forwarded through the movie adaptation.

I promise you, there is nothing you can do right now that will be better than listening to Lizzy Descloux’s “Hard Boiled Babe” while watching that Ron Swanson GIF.