This particular Chucky Cheese used to be a solid pizzeria, then the management changed.

For free, I mourn the decline in quality of this once fine site with a tiny fraction of my waking hours. Sam is paid to spend a substantial part of his life wading through the internet, repackaging meagre crumbs of information, and disguising it as insight. You may think that's even, but I wouldn't trade.

Something that gives even the slightest insight into the narrative? “Someone remembers I existed“ is not a spoiler in any meaningful sense.

one too many declarations related to men not being left behind

I’m trying to imagine a level of anger so extreme that it is uncommon in 2018.

I think that counts as postjudiced.

Yeah, people. Don’t be spacist.

Speaking as someone firmly in the “more sexy 80s saxophone” camp, I kind of love even the bad parts of Thunderdome.

This is a very good point. But also, shut up and give me more!

Ssshhh. Sshhhh. We’ll always have Winter Soldier. *Slowly chokes Toasterlad to eternal sleep* Sshhh.

They avenge.

Not my whole life. Just the parts where I’m awake.

Friend, you’ve apparently told two people to kill themselves today. I think you could use a shoulder massage.

This really struck a nerve. Sorry, everyone. I didn’t expect it to be taken so seriously. Sam, you do you.

Her show really should have been called Megyn Kelly Today in History.

You’re taking a little snark – which, incidentally, this site traffics in – really damned seriously. Lighten up, dude.

How slowly do you think I type?

Univision.

Is yours?

I may be an ass, but I don’t spend my life repurposing content into poorly written clickbait.