“You tellin’ me there’s sickos who get off on not getting off?”

Evicto Patchouli?

Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Clearly. /s

It’s not believable though — who in 2018 would want to rescue the President?

I refuse to believe that Tina Fey could do anything ill-conceived and insensitive. /s

If you have any interest in comics, check out P. Craig Russell’s graphic adaptations of Wilde’s children’s tales. They are gorgeous.

Yeah, but can he hold his breath in, uh, orange juice? Or something.

No, dude it’s like... a pretty long time.

If only they had amputated Corl’s chest!

Romero’s wife, Suzanne Desrocher-Romero

Choose any character from the Mission: Impossible franchise. If you keep taking off masks, eventually they are all Scott Stapp.

*Clicks link* Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!

“We just call them Streisands.” – Papa John’s legal team

First Blood is fucking great.

Stay away from Dick Wolf.

He ate a green mushroom.

He had a very annoying laugh.

One of the numerous traditional actors’ superstitions (and for those of you out there reading, good luck, and… Macbeth!), the color green being bad luck dates back to one of the earliest recorded (at least, by Wikipedia) onstage deaths.