James Gunn has the weirdest boner right now.

It’s like he wants to be caught for his atrocities in the Bosnian genocide!

Congratulations, A.V. Club overmasters, for driving Sean O’Neal away before he could review the last Spiritualized album.

Sounds like you’ll have a Field day.

*Christopher Plummer joke*

You say that like it’s not the fulfillment of all our youthful desires.

John Carpenter looks like Imhotep Manchu.

Time will give you plenty of that.

“Galileo embodied the intellectual revolution of renaissance Europe.”
“Yeah, Europe would love to take credit. Galileo was a great Italian.”
“He was from the Duchy of Florence, you asshole!”
“Uh, he was a Pisan, actually!”
“Well, he came out of my vagina, so...”

*Sticks Canadian flag in David Cronenberg. Marco Rubio is left sexually unsatisfied.*

“At a time when our people need reminders of what we can achieve when we work together [we need to reinforce the significance of arbitrary human divisions]!”

Heck, er, yeah!

If only all pirate chests full of coins had such timing.

For Christ’s sake, Mo. It’s not like he has a complicated name, like Dusoperandi.

That whole album is great cover after great cover.

Ctrl-F “Siouxsie and the Banshees - Trust In Me”

It ain’t great. Deep Red, Opera, and Tenebre are better. Phenomena is schlock that at least seems honest about it.

Tora! Tora! Tilda!

*sprinkler-pisses wildly around room, tears streaming down face, wishing there was a pill that would stop the horror*

David Cronenberg called.