Of course there are sub plots!

Ton O’ Padding.

Because skin color should not dictate context in an equal scenario.

If I go up to one of my black friends and say “What’s up my n****?” Like I commonly hear them say, I am simply matching the dialect and holding the same meaning. Again, the context of conversation changed the meaning of the word, not the color of the skin.

“As legit as it gets” in this context still means “dangerous bullshit."

He’s basically a mummy of scarfs.

You will believe a nun can fly.

Exactly!

Flying maggots, larvae maggots, maggoty maggots, maggoted maggots, dancing their maggot mating dance all over his maggoted face.

Fun fact: I live in a town that was founded by a Scottish novelist named John Galt. It’s very granola, and just elected the first Green politician in Ontario.

Starfuckers, Inc?

“It’s been a long road, gettin’ from there to here...”

There should be a New Yorker cartoon about this, because “Christ, what an asshole.”

There can’t be that many guys making barrels who are also massive douchebags.

Hence the butterfly’s idiomatic expression for nervousness, “I’ve got butterfly shit in my stomach.”

I Have No Butt and I Must Poop! #TrueHorror

My internet meme, Slander Mang, never caught on.

It is Papa John’s getting out of Pepsi hand.

“You hear that? ShhhUDDERS!”

I always thought older Gene Kelly as a Mafia don would have been amazing.