I accidentally ordered a Dirty John instead of a Sloppy Joe once.

Dorothy: “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.”
Toto: “Woof.” (Translation: “Fucking good!”)

Kansas.

He’s not even that good at acting. He hams it up worse than Depp unless he’s injected with horse tranquilizers.

If The Adventures Of Tintin and The BFG suggested that the director’s craftsmanship rarely extends to entirely CGI worlds, this IMAX-scaled spectacle begs to differ

EDIT: did not mean to respond.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

BOOM!

She could have just divorced him.

We sure are getting a lot of “Die Hard in a Skyscraper” movies this year.

Ugh, Kevin Smith is the fucking worst.

You wanna be where you can see,
your premise is just the same.
You wanna go where everybody knows your shame.

To my deep space shame, I never made that connection until now.

Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiennes: “I know.”
Alden Ehrenreich: “Ah know.”
Ralph Fiends: “My dear boy...”

I read that as Verizon, and it felt so right.

Y2ché

A veritable binder full.*

Coldplay never played “Creep”, there you’re wrong.

Hell, maybe my response is even part of that need to hone in on any impurity of expression, but what are you gonna do.

Look, dude, I kind of get your response. I’m genuinely sorry if my seeming pedantry sounds self-righteous, but I want to be clear that I’m honestly responding to a particularly insidious phenomenon that bothers me. I did not come into this thread looking for something to pick apart, but there is a worrying tendency in…