Nobody is suggesting you were planning to cast these women, you fucking moronic flaccid dildo of a sex pest. That’s kinda the whole point.

Oh, bother.

“Oh, hell yeah! One of the ultimate video game chill-outs, and it totally justifies its micro-transactions! Life is so rich and fulfilling!”

I’m cleaving.

Enough with the puns areolaready!

Body Bags – “The Gas Station.”

Get your head in the game, McLevy. The Drop of Water in Black Sabbath and Dylan Baker’s backyard antics in Trick ‘r Treat are superior.

Chris Farley presents Remember That Time? The Series.

C’est L’Halloween.

That’s, like... turbo wrong. LoI is glorious. I have no faith in a remake capturing the offbeat atmosphere of the original

That’s why I got this tattoo of hands permanently clutching the tattoo of pearls around my neck.

“[The Raid is] quite possibly the best action movie that anyone has made, anywhere on earth, this decade.”

They just hate being reminded that most of the talented and articulate celebrities are liberal.

Good on Dave Foley for nabbing the lead in the new Willy Wonka flick.

“I am groot.” /sadvoice

The fact that so many adults can publicly admit to a belief in ghosts and not immediately die of embarrassment really depresses me.

Just ask Bar... uh... Barbra... Steinfeld?

No Akira or Ex Machina? The Terminator all the way back at 26? Fuck fucking off.

This was a brilliant hour and a bit, followed by an atrocious final twenty. Everything from That Scene on is embarrassing.