Oh my fuckin' god I love Which Wich. They wrap their sandwiches up so neat and tidy, which is very important to me. But the best thing of all may be that I just turn in the bag with the kind of sandwich I want so I don't have to make eye contact with a cashier as I request extra bacon and a criminal amount of pickles.

I once saw a guy order a meatball sub with veggies, mayonnaise, and sweet onion teriyaki. After each addition, the poor sandwich artist (really, Leslie missed the boat on that angle) would look at him just to make sure she heard right.

This is the worst thing I have ever heard. You have ruined my day.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

I haven’t had Subway in a long time, but they’re acceptable sandwiches when I don’t want to care about myself. I definitely don’t like the smell, however. Also, the cookies are not up for argument.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

Three things.

martin van buren. easy

"But here’s the thing: I make sure the Hummer doesn’t even come close to blocking the road, by using a tried-and-true method I like to call parking on the sidewalk."

This doesn’t seem to have anything to do with “Eco Police” whatever that is and more to do with “nosy old neighbor.” We could really use an Eco Police Squad, though.

Yes. There are photos of her clothed in the backseat of the vehicle and then photos of her unclothed on the side of the road on a tarp.

It doesn’t say where the pics are from, but yes. Along with super misogynistic captions. I’m not going to say what site I saw, because the images are graphic and horrifying and will burn themselves into your brain. But yes, there is a subculture of people who are into this stuff. Sick fucks.

Not legally parked if it’s partly on the sidewalk.

Well, just to present a point of view I don't see represented here, having to sidle around a vehicle parked partly on the sidewalk is tough when you're pushing a stroller. But in all fairness the sidewalk on the other side looks clear. I'll run back to Jezebel now.

Did you really just say you are doing the right thing by parking on the sidewalk?

Wow...I’m not usually the individualistic, nonconformist type, but that first neighborhood looks HORRIBLE. I hate how the houses all use 100% of the lot allowing for zero yard or separation from the neighbors’ houses. And they’re all so identical...

Not only will a vinyl wrap help protect your paint from your neighbors key, but it will amp up the annoyance factor 10x. My only other suggestion is a kickstarter campaign for a motion sensing dash cam aimed at that wiper.

is an eye sore to the neighborhood