Every time I hear about not mixing bleach and ammonia, it reminds me of when my sister and I were lucky to not blow up our house.

Around 20 years ago, my dad was on a ton of medications and some of them made his sweat smell super, horribly, awfully, terribly bad. He also had this synthetic fabric robe that was…

Question: Is it weird that I take a quick shower and put antiperspirant on before I go to the gym or exercise?

I'm always pretty amazed to see what teens google. (I clear browser histories as a volunteer at the library.) "Why are my friends mean to me?" "How do I make friends?" It makes me want to give them all hugs, except the one 13 yo who has set up a ridiculous fake profile on a dating site, and just looks at pictures of…

If you feel like you have to play wedding politics to the extent that you have to let 80 people be your bridesmaids, you might want to take a moment to consider who your wedding is for, exactly.

The poor one other guest *not* in a matching dress. How awkward.

Esahiah, who would become known as "Bobby Joe."

I'm from Fort Worth? Is everyone on Jezebel from Fort Worth?

Thank you! I'm from Fort Worth! Love our zoo!

Hey, fellow Fort Worther!!! Can we be friends???

That's not cement, it's packed earth. The Ft. Worth Zoo is actually consistently ranked one of the best in the country.

Hey fellow Texan! There are some of us down here who aren't GOP and fundamentalists! Let's keep on keeping on to get some things changed round these parts.

Adorable! But look at all that cement. :c

I'm so thrilled to see a positive post about my home town! The comments section here (and some articles) tend to heap a lot of blame on Texas. I understand why, but there's such a thing as geographic privilege. Not all of us can live in, or move to, the liberal northeast. It's easy to live elsewhere and point fingers.

Are you sighing because you know that?

omg, that mama tiger is too damn cute. I want to loll around with her and snuggle.

If he was shouting, "whoo hoo!" at the time, then it was a spree.

But it's Texas. There's gun shootin'. It's a happy story!

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

Everybody I know who is overweight lies about what and how much they eat. My mother eats chocolate bars anytime she has to drive more than 20 minutes, hides salted nuts in her desk drawer that she munches on all day between meals and guzzles wine with nearly every meal so, despite going to the gym 6 days a week, only…