I think you mean "the insanity that family is"...

I automatically assumed South Carolina. Sorry.

Oh, I know—that's why I always ask for it. Every so often, someone will actually come back to me but usually, it's crickets.

That's assault, flat out. Call the cops and see what happens. I wonder if they would do anything...

Remember the Saturn V laying on its side?

One of my best friends is a rocket scientist at Goddard and he rules. There are still many awesome people doing awesome things!!

Excellent post.

Have you met the anti-vaxxers yet?

It was 1969 and electric clothes washers were invented in the 1920s, I believe.

Where is your proof that Kodak lobbied Congress? I can't find a single link or source.

I don't understand Jessica Simpson's neck...

Sanford and Son by Quincy Jones:

Tell her that he introduces his parents at huge stadium shows and he loves the Beatles! Soooo cute.

I would put Paul Newman at Number 1 on every single list of all time, ever, but this is still wonderful. :-)

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One of my dogs sniffs everything and the other would chew of my fingers to get at a treat. She can catch anything mid-air but the other can't be bothered.

LiveStrong doesn't fund research; it funds support for people with cancer. I think that's accurate. And he's still a dick. I live in Austin and don't know anyone who has met who or knows him and uses any description other than "arrogant".

My mom died two months ago. We scattered her ashes in Galveston Bay then had a party at our place in Austin two weeks ago. I read a eulogy, everyone laughed and cried, we played a slideshow set to her favorite music, plenty of Tex-Mex food and to top it off, we played Blazing Saddles on our outdoor screen. Mom's…

Good for her! Tell her to keep it up!

Those are probably lemons painted green.