Yep. Years ago, I would have had jealousy toward her but now, I literally have neither the time nor the energy to care. I'm always surprised at how much energy Jezebel spends on her when there are terrific, strong, positive role models they could be featuring. (And I love gossip, too.)

And, thank you for nothing, Kinja...

I think what she meant to write was, "I have several nannies and plenty of assistance so even though I

Ahhh, but Sarah Weddington successfully argued Roe vs Wade when she was only 27!

I know two non-famous women who have slept with him. Not for PR on either side, so why would he bother if he was gay?

No, he's not. I'm sure of that.

Someone did seek help for her and her child. Someone shared this with the authorities who rightfully took the daughter away. Hopefully, this will spur the mother to get her own treatment on track. I wish the best for both of them.

No, you didn't come across as mean at all. I understand what OP is driving at but that just isn't the case in this situation; it's hard to explain the negative but you gave it the ol' college try!

I have to hand it to you; you're fighting the good fight. I can only sit and gape at the obtuse-iveness of the OP.

Swift's use of satire makes modern satire look downright soft and fuzzy!

The gigantic Doritos machine is a sight to behold.

Her internet history speaks volumes. I feel very sorry for both of them.

No, Portland is Oregon's Austin.

You have a big heart. :-)

You were traumatized for years and I hope you will seek therapy so you can continue to rise above your abusive stepfather. It sounds like you have a loving husband who might also benefit from this. I truly wish you the best.

Robert Plant makes up for most of them...

The sea salt and black pepper are stunning.

Thank you. There was only one Watergate and I cringe hearing "Benghazi-Gate" or whatever the latest scandal is. Watergate brought down a presidency, for pete's sake.

Naw, just take your prenatals and you'll be fine.

No, that's OK with us who live close to downtown. Perhaps a quiet Rough Hollow life is what she needs right now...