Aww, she means well, I guess.

Here in Austin, the APD will send you a bill for $230 if they come out more than once to a false alarm. In fact, I am looking at my bill right now. (I swear it's my dogs setting off the motion detector when people come to the door.)

So, here is what I learned today: 200 million of our brethren will be raptured (may I use it as a verb?) but the world itself doesn't end until this October. Meanwhile, Austin actually got some rain last night, so I suppose the end IS nigh.

Man, we just called our teachers fartbubbles.

And yet they were able to pronounce the other street name.

To be precise, the Obama administration didn't describe the photos; Inhofe did.

You can't make sh!t like that up, can you?

I saw someone else write it with a Q yesterday-a Texan, even. (We take our Mexican history very seriously here.) Is that a new trend?

Wow. I don't blame you.

It's good to be the president.

A facebook friend was jokingly bitching that he couldn't watch the finale. I love that Obama preempted Trump.

Can't say something nice, I guess.

Yeah, he was apparently writing the speech as late as a few minutes before walking out.

And to think that Obama knew last night while he was figuratively killing at the Correspondents' Dinner.

Me ancient too! I rapidly scrolled down to see if anyone posted this and while I'm thrilled that you all did, I'm sad that I can't take credit.

It's working out very well, thanks-I think President Obama is actually doing fine, considering what a tough job he has and what a rude, ungrateful populace he has to deal with.