Yes! Diet Rite was always better than Tab.

“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

“Watch the full rally below...”

Diet Rite is THE BEST...for playing Fizzball, as we do every 4th of July. My friend Mike lives in a really shitty neighborhood, so he’s in charge of getting some for us. The ribbons of purple foam! The look on the batter’s face when they have to drink it! You really can’t ask for a better soda to shake up and hit with…

I keep reading it like, “Tab’s gots ASS”

Consider yourself spared.

After doing an extensive Googleimage search the closest I could find is dogs in overalls.

someone better post a puppy in a onsie or I’m gonna scream and die

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

and with that, I say goodbye to 2015 and hello to a brave new world of possibilities

Trick question. The answer’s 42.

The real question is...

are the pants blue or white?

And yet Canadian Armed Forces and RCMP veterans who suffer from PTSD are prescribed cannabis and the government subsidizes their prescription.

Same. It’s funny - most of these celebrities types really make me cringe, but Brit always seemed like that pretty, super nice and totally dumb, but funny friend who would be a hoot on a vacation and would consider poisoning your ex-boyfriend for you. I’ve always found her charming and wonder if she wouldn’t have had a…

It’s probably a lot of fuzzy socks and Pioneer-Woman-style food network recipes.

It’s still heartbreaking to me everything that happened with Britney. I can’t even look at pics of 2007. Never in a million years would I have imagined that the sexy, athletic, fun new pop star would suffer so much as an adult and the world would laugh at it. And it’s hard to see that she’s not quite the same since,…

I don't think we know this.

THANK YOU, Jezebel, for correctly showing how to make possessive a proper noun ending in the letter S.

What I’d really love to see is Britney’s personal pinterest.

She’s just so damn endearing. I love her so.