I am cheering so hard for Kesha and her victories.

“I had never thought to contemplate his teacher’s sexual preference while my son was in high school.”

That’s because you understand that it doesn’t matter what the teacher’s sexuality is, that it in no way affects the teacher’s ability to teach, and that your child will not catch homosexuality, bestiality, pedophilia,…

I think the comment about the doctors is a really good point, though, that the mother needs to consider. She needs to be reminded about the fact that the people around her may be gay, and that it’s naive of her to attempt to live in a gay-free bubble. And the fact that a gay person might save her child’s life is a…

So let me get this straight.

My son was a part of a theatre program at a large city public high school here in the US. When gay marriage was legalized, his teacher invited students who had studied with him and had gone on to graduate to come to his wedding. Turn out was huge and it was an amazing conglomeration of diversity all the way around.…

Oh hurray, I get to use this again:

Kids get AIDS too man.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.

I am going to miss you.

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

And that bread suit might not be a great idea...

You know what an unconventional lifestyles is? Wearing suits made of bread. Speaking only in iambic hexameter. Worshipping a Toshiba VCR that you've had since 1992.

You read an article. I actually work here. Obviously I read the article because again, I work here. And again I say: no retooling.

Imagine if you actually knew them and worked with them daily and considered them friends.

Mockingjay, obviously.

When do we get to live in a society where someone says, “Hey! You weren’t actually right about that. Here’s why...” and the response is, “Oh shit! You’re right. Sorry about, everyone. Argh. Being a human in the world can be hard sometimes. You’re never too old to admit that you’re wrong. I was wrong.”

One, this is Tweet Beat.

Um hello, he was on The Hills.