OMG THIS NEVER EVER EVER GETS OLD THO

I’m gonna need an invite to that.

THANK YOU for the suggestion that if I ever get married, god forbid, I will have a wall of deliciousness to be dipped in even more deliciousness after the ceremony.

Although I agree with your number one and trying not to be a jerk here, but calling it out as a gender “now that is a WOMAN” is a little disturbing to me, as it is not necessarily a woman’s role to do this to make her a stand up person - but a HUMAN role.

You know, nobody believes me when I say I am 35, so rather than saying 35 I typically just say 30 now which people still tend to crap their pants over. I’ve got ladies that still ask me what I am studying in school and its an ass kicker when I tell them I graduated college TEN YEARS AGO.

I feel like she was the original “Annie” Hathaway, tbh

Yeah and they make albums together and own a house and I don’t think they broke up tho?

OH MY GAWDDDD I JUST DIED OVER THAT SO PERF

Mmmmmm Brendan Fraser at his prime right thurr

Having Drake as a pretend bf rather than having a real life bf at all is good enough for me right now, minus the not boning down with Drake portion of the relationship.

A friend of mine just died while repairing his car after buying a cheap jack a week ago. Not to be a TOTAL downer, but I’m not about to buy a $19 car jack any time soon man.

Not to mention having to submit all of those things in person when the only hours the offices are open are those that you work, so you either have to try to coordinate an extra long lunch (if you get one, which I don’t) just in case of a long wait + transportation, or take the day off work and when you don’t get PTO,…

YASSSSS.

THANK YOU. A MILLION TIMES, THANK YOU.

I guess I must have lost interest in ZD cos I thought she was still married to Ben Gibbard..? And now she has an otter baby? AND IN THE PICTURE SHE DOESN’T HAVE BANGS? I am beyond myself here folks.

Maybe we need to do a dating switcharoo?

Well, quite possibly. I got dumped up with about 4-5 months ago by someone I dated for two and some odd years and have been “happily” ever alone once again. I always tend to take major time off from dating or sleeping with anyone after a breakup to get my shit straight, but that’s just me. Hopefully this next round of…

Yes. I am a Burt’s Bees addict. It started at Cherry Chapstick when I was 5, moved to Dr Pepper Bonne Bell, then Neutrogena stuff in a tube. Then I found BB’s. I have about six of them that I put all over my house, work, etc. I am coming to terms with this issue, because really I could be addicted to much worse things…

I applied my Burt’s Bees as I was reading it not even thinking of what I was doing.

Maybe it is the bitter part of me talking, but the most valuable thing I have taken from all my relationships, good or bad, was my self perseverance and generally great attitude even when shiz is rough. The other humans not so much.