Still prefer this version

Yeps. I agree that I had a great upbringing and am a very happy, smart, well rounded human and have dated all the con artist garbage humans ever. Because when you first start dating, you get the best of them and you can’t see the worst. And there ya have it - at any age. I am 35 and just went through another breakup…

Ex-duhhhhhh? Is that you?

My life motto on relationships - you broke up for a reason. So pushing to be friends right afterward is a bad decision, since you BROKE UP in the first place. That means they or you do not want the other person in their life any longer. When they say they still you want you in their life, RED FLAG. That means they…

Man, I loved Home Alone 2 more than the first. Yeah. I said it.

Skeeved out - an expression for some sad reason I feel like not enough humans use, tbh.

Yeah I’m not sure why anyone has to be the new lower key anyone else? Why can’t they just be separate humans just doing their jobs, and doing them well?

Comedy IS subjective! That is what makes it so great! You don’t have to like everybody EVEN if they are female! Learning lessons of life!

I wouldn’t call the Olsen twins “talented” actresses. Business savvy, yes.
Don’t forget, they started out as baby Michelle and just got roped into the whole ordeal. “You got it dude.” and a thumb’s up was not prolific.

Like the song FLAGPOLE SITTA? Or is that like a real life thing?

LITERAL LOLZ IDK WHY

I seen’t that too and yelled out loud (to nobody) “ROAD MANAGER” ha ha

THANK YOU.

Thank you for enlightening my horrifying day with this fun fact that I will now use ALLOFTHETIME.

Allllllll of the wahhhhhhs! My first comment was in 2013. Which leads me to truly believe I ghost everywhere in life, including these damn comments.

I live in Boise, HQ of the actual “Scentsy business.” These mompreneurs everywhere here make me want to gauge my eyeballs out.

Why in the hell are you not gray and I have been gray for almost a damn year now?

Number two number two!

How is THIS so bad but the Drake comparison to ISIS is not??

So I’m just still legitimately not getting it. Nobody can sign you up and you can opt out any time - who is even going to join this thing for real?? And what do you even use it for? To pick and choose friends or something? I already do that and it is called lurking instagram.