So you’re saying that people are incapable of change and all manners of protest and dialogue are completely futile?

+1 for being awesome.

I fell for it at first too. English BA. Started work on Early Modern Lit MA before going to law school. So it was really bothering me at first, but as I kept scrolling down and seeing all of the wonderful poetry that was getting quoted as a result, I stopped being bothered by the trolling and just enjoyed seeing…

Congratulations. I think your beautiful trolling has helped us finally achieve peak Kinja.

You’re a pretty good troll. Fake Alternative poets!

Important distinction because LB was a total hottie! :-)

You mean Lord Stanley

Well-played, troll. I tip my hat.

Don’t get me started on Eliot...

No they should! Pynchon was an engineer, DFW was a mathematician. Some of the best writing in my college writing classes came from science and math majors, people who bring different ideas and perspectives and aren’t quibbling over comma splices and formal rules. Keep at it!

Grade A trolling right here folks. This is a work of art I tell you.

I present the evidence to the jury: http://www.victoryseeds.com/tomato_kimberly.html (not sure why it’s misspelled in the URL but check the site text)

Yep, I sent her money and I donate to the DNC. Especially when I’m angry. I also sent money to Franken’s PAC because he had the best fundraising letter ever.

ohhhhhhh that is very cool

lol COTD

Kimberley is, according to “her” comment history, a progressive liberal who’s had three abortions, minored in climate science at an Ivy league school and, managed to get stuck in Yemen during the recent immigration ban.

Because you chose to fucking comment. I would have preferred if you didn’t engage in this pathetic “the life of a ‘reasonable’ pats fan is filled with woe” routine, but since you did, I’m going to call you out on it.

So, if one person asked you, you were going to start shooting? Because chowder doesn’t really come in a bucket, and nobody from NE would ever eat shitty Houston chowder.

I’ve been seeing a lot of people frame abortion lately as, “They want to force women to bear the children of their rapists! This is so wrong!”, as if abortions are only legitimate if the woman was raped or the victim of incest. I hear this from liberal people, primarily men. We have GOT to be vocal as hell moving…

I work at an environmental research institute in DC, specifically on a team that researches corporate sustainability, and the good news is that there are big market incentives for reducing emissions, so even without Trump’s support we may see major changes in our economy.