Step 5. Kanye appointed UN Ambassador.  It is not a coincidence he is at the White House today.

Clearly the votes of Collins, Murkowski and Flake hinge on the FBI investigation.

Jesus, what fucking monsters. Who leaves a voicemail when texting exists?

I submit the following summary of the events of the last week as irrefutable proof that we are all in hell and Satan has an amazingly developed sense of humor:

Frontier sucks. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hired someone just to get up in the middle of the flight and charge people $35 to not piss on them.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

yeah, no. Innocent until PROVEN GUILTY. The proof lies with the accuser. Everyone is 100% innocent until the state proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty. Kind of a big deal. You know, what our entire legal system is built on.

Hey, friendly reminder.

Perhaps a few wrongful death lawsuits, as well.

Let’s not rule out “Whorehouse Hannity”.

Don’t worry, I’m sure Trump will do y’all a solid :)

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

Don’t watch CNN.

I don’t have any sympathy for Melania, but I doubt that I would have watched if I were in her shoes.

She went on TV and supported the birther bullshit. #neverforget this vapid plagiarizer is in on it.

I was very glad they went into detail about the legal ramifications. I don’t care that they had sex. I only care about the coverup.

I’m really enjoying how terrified the NRA is of a Latina teenager with a shaved head.

This cage-match has the potential to be a bit anti-climactic:

...... The Aristocrats!

The Democrats biggest weakness is that they care what Republican voters think about them.