“I like ships that don’t collide”

And it is the height of privilege to complain that you had to leave your school (he didn’t) because people were intolerant of him when his intolerance endangered others who still have to go about their business.

He’s somehow both 16 an 45 at the same time.

Chris:

I’ve always hated this team. Thankfully every year at this time, I’m reminded that I actually hate them more than I thought. It’s hard to remember all the shitty things about this team.

“Just because you’re a nationalist and you’re white doesn’t make you a white nationalist,”

My grandmother confronted a Skin head in the 90s. I was a kid and (then) mortified that my 5 foot nothing, red headed gram (Irish Catholic) told off a stranger minding his own business. (we’re Canadian). He got in her face and swore at her but she didn’t back down. He threatened to cut her. She laughed at him. I…

I think he’s prepping for 2018.

“My second order as President was to cure polio. You’re welcome, cripples!”

I can’t believe that he made an apology that was just as offensive as his initial email. I think that we just found Trump’s next Communications Director.

Early June, 2018. I wander a scorched forest, kicking through ash and dust, hoping to find something green sprouting in the denuded earth. The power grid is down, communications satellites are failing, and the Earth’s population has been reduced twentyfold. Water stores are poisoned, and medicine has become currency.…

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

Hey, sex workers have a hard job and deserve some respect. I won’t stand for “whore” being used as an insult. “Republican” should be bad enough.

Seriously if he started speaking in tongues and vague symbols smeared on the walls with his own poop tomorrow I’d be alarmingly unsurprised.

I’m already a little scared of Kelly as Chief of Staff. We’ve been getting by okay because the Trump Administration spent all day infighting and trying to suck their own cocks, apparently. Message discipline, precision, and a military culture might make them get better at pushing their agenda.

Enjoy your President, hillbillies.

Two Girl, No Cup

Big deal. I just took a shit and I didn’t have to fight anybody or nothin.