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“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

If you’re not offended then this article isn’t about you.

The answer is probably somewhere between not going out of your way to be offended by someone trying to find humor in an extremely depressing scenario and not intentionally missing the point.

Good point, but you are posting this on an anti-white people blog so there’s that.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

#NotAllAdaptations

Pretty huge gap between liking Pride and Prejudice and this shit.

There’s nothing romantic about having a houseful of daughters who are going to be homeless the minute your condescending denial husband kicks off. Or watching your best friend marry a complete tool because anything’s better then being a broke-ass spinster living on tea and bread at other people’s houses during their…

THIS. Women couldn’t vote, inherit property, pursue non-prescript education, or earn their own money? All that husband-hunting takes on a whole new serious and desperate aura, and you begin sympathizing with Mrs. Bennet. Austen was basically making light of her own lightly-gilded cage in order to gain a small measure…

I always tell Victorian literature lovers to read the woman in white by Wilkie Collins. Especially when they tell me Dickins sexism was “a product of his times.” The entire plot of the women in white is intelligent women get into trouble bc the law doesnt view them as people and the men who are supposed to take care…

DON’T get me started about P&P. It’s written as a comedy of manners, but there are some SERIOUS issues being made fun of, which people literally forget all about!

Do I love Pride and Prejudice? Hell yes. But my love stems from Austen’s wonderfully acerbic writing and nostalgia for being twelve and seeing the BBC version for the first time (post-lake Colin Firth leads to...feelings).

C’mon. I can have a raging ladyboner over P&P and still not want to give myself pneumonia wearing a wet tissue-paper-thin dress.

no guarantees there (Go Bernie)

... how can you possibly write that question and not see what's wrong with it

I also hate both of those things, but I LOVE Khal Drogo. I'm so conflicted.

props to Stephen Colbert, by the way, for bringing light to something that, to this point, people are only aware of on the Internet.

Everything you just watched in this video is NOT OK. How's that for a start?

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]