These are all really funny and good (as usual) with the exception of Craig's. Believe it or not Craig, you can tell a story about people being cheap without being a xenophobic, religion-hating asshole. There are asshole Christians and asshole Midwesterners just like there are apparently asshole NYC waiters.

I bought this same kit a few months ago to pair with my wall-mounted 55" Panasonic Plasma. The light doesn't put out enough shine to cover the whole back of the screen on all four sides, but it does illuminate the entire top half. That being said, we love the thing, as it plugs into the TV's USB ports and shuts off…

I bought this same kit a few months ago to pair with my wall-mounted 55" Panasonic Plasma. The light doesn't put…

I have this ThermoWorks RT600C; doesn't work quite as fast as the ThermaPen but is also about $80 cheaper. A good thermometer is the single biggest difference in my mind between being a crap cook and a pretty darn decent one; people would be amazed at how much better stuff tastes when it's not under or over-cooked. …

Hey now, don't go knocking my potato gloves. They even say POTATO right there on them. Those things are awesome, even if they are the most ridiculous thing I've ever bought (which is saying something).

Wide right and Natty Light

I forgot about that. My comment was more toward Samer....kid wasn't a prospect anymore, he was just a Major Leaguer with a really bright future ahead of him.

Fucking awful. He wasn't a prospect anymore, by the way, he was on the team for the majority of the year and could rake and play defense. Guy would have been a star. RIP.

If I did my pounds to kilos and dollars to pounds conversion correctly it comes out to about $73/pound. Even for prime-graded beef overnighted to Britain that's stupid. As a Missouri guy at least. We had $3.99/pound bone-in KC Strip this week at the local grocery store FTW.

My favorite Boulevard Smokestack is their Harvest Dance Wheat Wine...I'm pretty much a Boulevard Wheat kind of guy myself so this is that on steroids. Only available in the winter but definitely worth a shot if you get the chance.

Thanks. Now the phrase "Where's my pizza" will be stuck in my head all afternoon.