Yeah this reminds me of when my dad would “fix” the radio by just wiggling the wires and shit until it worked. Of course that tenuous electronic connection wouldn’t last, but none of us ever got sexually assaulted over it.

I think you are missing the bullshit in that statement. Locks don’t “break anew” - he either isn’t fixing it correctly (or at all) or it is broken beyond repair.

The left tackles could compete in a punt, pass and kick competition. That would make as much sense and be more entertaining.

Not sure how true that is considering every right-handed kicker I’ve ever known kicked with the right foot.

Yes, he is such a victim.

Everyone says Hank Williams III is a no-talent hack riding his father and grandfather’s name.

I don’t. either.

No, not really.

Does being a vegan pacifist make you off limits? It’s not like that’s a disability.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and Donald Trump?

Yikes, struck a nerve!

That’s a nasty thing to say.

Yeah you are probably fine.

I’ve got something to tell you and you may not like it, you may not believe it, but you need to hear it. Nobody, and that includes those “guys who play” you referenced, gives a shit about your fantasy football team/league/matchup. Nobody.

Either Sipowitz or Jez dismissed my reply saying that Trump being a criminal doesn’t change that Clinton is a criminal. *rings bell* Shame.

Dude you are so woke! Thanks for all the insight and biting social commentary.

Probably, but how does that make me a dummy? Trump being a criminal doesn’t excuse several criminal acts by Clinton. Do you need an infographic or something?

I don’t think the CFTC can raid anyone’s offices.

I’m a Falcons fan, so no, but before you play your favorite card I will always hate Drew Brees more.

I don’t think you should lump arrested in with shot, hung or executed. In a just world she would be behind bars. That isn’t just the opinion of unhinged yokels.