Every time this imbecile opens his trap, I want to punch him in the teeth.

The mental visual of this made me giggle...

Your take makes no sense.

Your president: 3y3 kn0w s0m3 $3cr3ts, w@nn@ h34r th3m?

Bigly tremendous. The best mouth, believe me. Obama had the worst mouth. Bad (or sick) guy!

(And just because I have to say this every day, FoxNews must end. 80% of Republicans still support Trump.)

Well if he can’t commit a bigly bit of treason, he’ll never get statues all across the South!

Sure, but at least he totally impressed his man-crush, Putin. Absolutely worth it. 10/10 would do it again in a second.

This carnival ride is getting old. How do we get off?

When do we, the American people, get to hold a vote of no confidence on this fucker and get him OUT of the white house? Doesn’t it seem like we should be allowed to do that? Because ho.lee.shit.balls.

I’m calling this now: Nothing will happen. Sen. Yertle and Rep. Randroid will make sure of that. Trumpanzees will do what they always do: stick their fingers in their ears and yell “EMAILS BENGHAZI EMAILS!!1!”

Correction: Trump has the biggliest mouth.

Just the sort of behavior you expect from an insecure braggart.

THERE ARE NO WORDS

If Obama, within the same period of time, had done half the shit Trump has, he’d be hounded out of office already by both democrats and republicans. White male privilege continues to protect Trump, but for how long?

“Oh yeah? Well, I bet you don’t know all the names and locations of the CIA’s deep-cover agents!” - Kislyak, tomorrow morning

Ok this it right? This is the one that gets him impeached right? I mean even Republicans have to know that this is pretty ...........Ah fuck it who am I kidding might as well go buy it now.

.... and it’s only Monday. I wonder what other dumb-fuckery we’ll find out by Friday.

I am way too fat for these and would look like 5 pounds of mashed potato in a ziplock snack bag. Also, I hate everything about these and think they are horrible.