Famous line? Never heard of it. Never heard of this guy either, and I seem to be better off for it as well.

9 Final Fantasies.

I suppose I should be thankful I have never heard of this guy before or use TikTok because this all sounds profoundly stupid to me.

Nintendo does what Nintendon’t

I’ll never forget where I was and what I was doing when I first didn’t see that.

I just listened to this drama on vinyl. It’s..

I think you’ll find Nintendo is in fact Nintendo, friend

Are you sure? If it’s true that he marked the audio free for commercial use then sent legal threats about using it, he’s a piece of shit too.

They have permission. Explicitly and contractually.

Activision is not Nintendo. They fully embrace people playing for hours and filming it, and don’t force their fans to pay tribute for the privilege.

Just had one of those moments when you realize your too old to understand or care about much of the pop media taking place today. 

At the center of the dispute is a widely used voice clip of Fantano saying “it’s enough slices!” The clip originates in a 2021 TikTok that features Fantano reacting to a pizza being cut into increasingly smaller slices. Fantano looks on appreciatively for a while but the slicing just doesn’t stop, prompting him to…

Let them fight.

We live in the stupidest timeline.

It was a weird game to play during the lockdowns

TLoU2 came out more than 7 months later.

I should replay Death Stranding. I beat it around early 2020 right before the world fell apart and it was weird. 

I feel like Death Stranding is a lot like the Kingdom Hearts series. There’s only really 2 ways to enjoy it and it’s story:

That’s kinda gross and interesting. Anyways:

I just could not get into Death Stranding. Even this many years later. I can’t get past Hideo’s enormous ego and bloated writing and let myself open this game again. For reference I thought Metal Gear was a fun series and feel like I’m supposed to care about this IP.

Conversel…

I wish I had a picture of Helen Lovejoy saying “won’t someone please think of the children!” and also shitting.