they were hoping the readers would swarm...

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

Later that night, he fantasized about what he saw in the pool while his wife pussywhipped him for not standing up for her.

ForRealTho!!! When he put his hands on her nicely in the “honey, I really don’t need you catching this whole pool parties hands” look and she just whipped away to get in the mix.
You tried bro, please pack your shit and bounce. That biddy is busted. 

Well, I think we found the archetype for “bro country fan.”  Also, I’d bet a crisp $100 bill that he drives a lifted bro-dozer that has never seen any surface less pristine than a mall parking lot.

That is the look and posture of a man who understands he’s one comment away from catching hands for a whole group of Karens. lol

Right, but that's still a PS4 game, you just happen to be playing on a PS5. That's not an issue, it's just when the game is updated to be a PS5 game that is an issue.

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

Which is kind of befuddling when you think that the DS had already been around for a while, so it should’ve been obvious how the tablet screen was expected to work in an actual gameplay setting.

I bought a Wii U at launch and it remains Nintendo’s most misunderstood console. people either thought it was a new controller for the Wii and didn’t buy it or they bought it and didn’t know how the new gameplay mechanics of the controller worked.

What. WiiU is bomb. I bought one for my daughter last year and we play every so often, controllers are cheaper that Switch’s, and many games on the switch are available on WiiU too.

That’s unfortunate... *continues to play Torchlight II*

If it means no more Triple D, hard pass. Every time I go somewhere I’ve never been I look up to see if there’s a Triple D episode on it, watch it, and almost always get a winner.

I can’t find the original quote, but Ben said that was the worst relationship and time of his life.

The Nintendo Wavebird wireless Gamecube controller. It was great, in that it was sturdy, allowed for up to 8 controllers to be used wirelessly in the same area without interference, and was comfortable on top of it all.

The Nintendo Wavebird wireless Gamecube controller. It was great, in that it was sturdy, allowed for up to 8…

Well, to be fair, in response to WAP Ben Shapiro essentially said that he can’t make his wife wet. So your comment tracks.

The joke is that Kamala Harris fucks.

I love that later on this clip made Rep. Ted Lieu and Lawrence O’Donnell crack up: “He just turned Tucker Carlson into a witness!”

Hahahahaha! Tucker is all like “Hey! Don’t be dragging me into your shit, you fuck!” Love it.