Ah yes... who needs clamps?

It really is. You could see in his eyes that some primal part of him knew who you were, but the conscious part couldn’t. That would infuriate him. Oddly enough, he could remember my dad the longest, even over his own kids.

I think you mean #DrunkestFansInFootball are the Packers.

Still think they should have just used Grant Gustin for Flash in this. He’s the only one in that poster that has a TV iteration, it wouldn’t be a stretch to do that.

I am still sad that Mel Brooks collection doesn’t have The Producers or Dracula.

I am still sad that Mel Brooks collection doesn’t have The Producers or Dracula.

I have told my wife that if I ever get bad Alzheimer’s... when I have any moment of clarity, I am going to say goodbye, and then proceed to eat a gun barrel.

Hey! My friend works there!

I got 3 games because “I F*cked Goodell’s Wife.”

I went out of my way to upgrade my video cards before the Witcher 3 hit.... I installed another 7870. (actually an R9 270X)

This is an interesting way to look at how destroyed my parent’s house will be if nukes ever get launched at the US.

I got a clutch because as an option, it saved me $1,100 dollars.

My friend has the old version of this. His biggest complaint? Deadpool can’t hold a gun to his own head.

Missed a good one.

“rooting for Peterson is still really weird. It’s not like he un-beat his kids.”

Nobody is ever pumped for that band.

*Him not needing to act

Like... Judge Dredd... or Demolition Man

You know, I think my cat smells good. My wife however doesn’t. I don’t know why.

Really they should just be blamed for building their entire team around 1 player. Stop the child abuser, and you stop the entire team. Seattle proved that.

Hey now...